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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 14:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Why do men always bring up “the draft” (the last military draft was in 1972) when abortion rights are being discussed? - are they advocating that women ought to owe our bodies to the government? Should anyone owe their body to the state?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Judge denies defense motion to move R. Kelly to home detention - NBC News

So they tried

share office space ...

Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?

No way

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Falcons have been spotted at UC Berkeley. Is there hope for Campanile chicks again? - Berkeleyside

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

'The Alters' is a genre-blending sci-fi survival ordeal about the horrors of being a project manager - Space

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

After a Century of Searching, the Source of Mysterious Space Rays May Be Revealed - The Daily Galaxy

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

5 Observations on Jaguars Minicamp Day 2 - Sports Illustrated

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Bitcoin in ‘make or break’ zone – Trump Media hints at what’s next - AMBCrypto

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts