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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 14:40

Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
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share office space ...
Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?
No way
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts